ON ONE HAND,
IT feels good!
Coomer is an uberly popular meme featuring a character with
an overly oversized right arm developed via years of, uhm,
errr, practice. Indeed, coomer gets easily stimulated by the
slightest hint of female beauty, so much so that he has
ACQUIRED A CHRONIC PENCHANT FOR SELF-INDUCED PLEASURE.iN INTERNET CULTURE, THE COOMER MEME HAS BEEN USED IN A RANGE OF SITUATIONS - FROM REACTING TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSES EXCITEMENT TO DEGRADING A SECTOR OF SOCIETY THAT LACKS NORMAL SOCIAL SKILLS. DOESN'T MATTER, REALLY. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT COOMER IS VERY POPULAR BECAUSE, WELL, THAT'S WHAT MAKES A GOOD MEME COIN, RIGHT?
GIVE YOURSELf
A HAND!
Coomer, the token, is a cryptocurrency project launched on
the ethereum chain aiming to leverage the extreme popularity
of the meme as hype to propel the project to untold heights of
success. Sounds neat? Thank you CHATGPT! But here's the
411 on this coin: we got the hype, we got the right team, and
we're planning to build the perfect community to moon
this shit!
How to buy
Buying $Coomer is way easier than masturbating in your room with unsecured doors because your mom set this stupid rule about having no locked doors in the house.Because we're on the ethereum chain, you first have to add the ethereum RPC to your crypto wallet by clicking on THIS LINK.
Then, you'll have to bridge some ETH from ethereum to the ethereum chain by using this suggested tool.
Done? Easy as fuck, right? Now it's time to get some $COOMER! Click on the button below to start swapping!